Corona Chronicles 27. 04. 2020
Today’s thoughts…I’m so mad right now.
Honestly, I spent two hours writing a well composed piece about ego, and for whatever the fuck reason, it didn’t save and now it’s gone and there is no way I can re-write it, MOTHER F****. Maybe I will revisit it tomorrow, or maybe those fleeting thoughts were never meant to be seen.
It is now 8:30 pm, I took the weekend away from writing, and I have nothing left but to do some simple would you rathers.
Would you rather have more time or more money?
I would rather have more time, always time. What is money without time?
Would you rather always say everything on your mind or never speak again?
Dang…I would have to go with everything on my mind. Maybe if that was the case I could learn to control my thoughts?
Would you rather be a kid your whole life or an adult your whole life?
Kid. Kid life best life.
Would you rather be an Olympic gold medalist or a Nobel Peace Prize winner?
Probably an Olympic gold medalist.
Would you rather be fluent in all languages or be a master of every musical instrument?
Language for sure. I’m not sure what good mastering every instrument would do me.
Would you rather spend 20 years in prison and be exonerated as innocent or be put away for four years (despite your innocence) and be considered guilty forever?
Four years in prison, because I’d rather be stuck hiding out in my house than stuck in prison getting gang banged.
Would you rather be able to breath underwater or fly through the air?
Tough one. I think breath underwater because I’m super scared of drowning.
Would you rather live the rest of your life with silent, but uncontrollable gas or loud, uncontrollable sneezing?
Sneezes, hundy P.
Would you rather shit your pants every day at the same time, or shit your pants once a year but you have no idea when it’s coming?
I’ve heard people debate this and Miranda Alcaraz legit said she’d rather shit her pants every day, but not a chance. I’ll take the risk of shitting my pants in public once a year.
Would you rather eat as much chocolate as you want, forever, without any negative side effects or receive $1 million?
This is hands down the hardest question. My one dream in life is to eat whatever I want without consequences. But, I feel like I should be financially responsible and take the million.
Would you rather bang Liam or Chris Hemsworth?
Today I learned to always double check that my things are saved, even when WordPress is supposed to automatically back everything up.
Today I’m grateful for my kitten Charlie who is a pretty hilarious little pal.
Today my irrational fear is that if I died in my house, it would literally be days before anyone found me.